![]() "No, it's four scoops on a footlong, two on a six incher," said Sam. "We'll, I was taught it was three scoops," said the young artist in defense of her dang tuna cheater self. "Hey, she's supposed to get four scoops," said a good Sam next in line after the old lady. She spread them out evenly with the putty knife but there were truly only three ice cream scooper's of tuna. So, the sandwich artist made her footlong with only three scoops of tuna. "I'll have a footlong tuna," said an old lady who kinda reminded me of a forgotten Jew on TV. That's when I saw "Tunagate" unfold before me. And, being at Foxwoods, I was tired from all the walking around and hungry to boot so I got into the line at Subway because it was shorter than Pizzaria Regina. “I was on a long losing streak, so bad I had to refinance my mortgage.
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